Did you know that if you stare into a cats eyes for the longest time, bad things could happen. For instance, after staring for a long time to end up loosing a blink eye contest with the cat, you get up dissapointedly feeling lame, and trip over a wire, fall on the ground while hitting the dresser on the way down, to then get hit by your jewlery box from slamming into the dresser and having all the necklaces and bracelets fall out of it, to having to then put them all away but get stabbed at by a saftey pin that was NOT closed for some awkward reason, to then get up and accidently put your hand on the cats tail and she bites you as you were getting up to get a bandaid, which by now you are bleeding more cause the cat hates you and when yu finally get to the bathroom for a bandaid you then come to find that ha you dont have any and now you have to clean the blood stains up on the beige carpet before your mother goes crazy.
yeahh never starring at my cat again!
Monday, March 2, 2009
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