bad things could happen

Did you know that if you stare into a cats eyes for the longest time, bad things could happen. For instance, after staring for a long time to end up loosing a blink eye contest with the cat, you get up dissapointedly feeling lame, and trip over a wire, fall on the ground while hitting the dresser on the way down, to then get hit by your jewlery box from slamming into the dresser and having all the necklaces and bracelets fall out of it, to having to then put them all away but get stabbed at by a saftey pin that was NOT closed for some awkward reason, to then get up and accidently put your hand on the cats tail and she bites you as you were getting up to get a bandaid, which by now you are bleeding more cause the cat hates you and when yu finally get to the bathroom for a bandaid you then come to find that ha you dont have any and now you have to clean the blood stains up on the beige carpet before your mother goes crazy.

yeahh never starring at my cat again!

A tad too close

I hate parking at my college. First of all, i already cant park for crap in any parking spot so i normally park where no one else is so that my car doesn't get scratched or anything. Also if someone hits your car and you don't witness it, you'd be very lucky to get a note that says "sucks to be you!" Well today as I'm getting all my stuff to head to class, a girl tries to park next to me. (STOP. hold up. here's a glance at some of the thoughts running through my mind at this moment:: Why is this person parking all the way out here? Why did she have to park next to another car in this open lot? Why is she not TURNING sharper? ohhh myyy... dammit. she hit me.)

Now I'm thinking to myself, what am i supposed to do now? however i wish i hadn't started to use my brain because all of a sudden shes out of her car and running to class! Freakin A! I'm just glad that i got her license plate down but geez no apology, or even a sincere look when she ran by. people these days... gotta show some respect.